Potential Danger of Horse Hair

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:

• Reluctance to cook
• Reluctance to perform housework
• Reluctance to wear anything but jeans, shirt and boots
• Reluctance to work except in support of a horse
• Physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)

Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.

This was a public service announcement ...

Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.

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© 2005, Cindy Staudenmaier & UncommonHorseSense.com